Cannabis Products

The future of sustainable vaping. EUREKA PRELOAD features a reusable, rechargeable device preloaded with a 1G RELOAD pod for a sleek, lower-waste cannabis experience.

A new and welcomed addition to the Happy Valley menu, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

1st Place Hybrid Flower High Times Cannabis Cup Winner

Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO

White Wedding is a complex hybrid with Indica leaning effects. This cultivar was selected by Happy Valley for its’ unique terpene profile and consistently high THC. Visually, the flowers are deep green with magenta highlights and coated in trichomes. The musky flavor profile is certainly an acquired taste for the refined palette, accented with notes of moth balls and patchouli.

Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Nox Cookies limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Nox cookies. TAC: 83.21%, Total THC: 69.43%, Terps: 7.46%

Burnt Banana limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Honey Banana, Burnout OG. TAC: 92.93%, Total THC: 88.14%, Terps: 3.84%

Guava Cake limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Guava Gelato, Wedding Cake . TAC: 90.22%, Total THC: 86.42%, Terps: 4.85%

Gelato Tree limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. TAC: 91.26%, Total THC: 89.64%, Terps: 3.59%

G13 limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: G13. TAC: 90.47%, Total THC: 86.85%, Terps: 6.10%

Sativa

Alaskan Thunderfu$k is a sativa-dominant with a complicated genetic history. It is said to have originated in Alaska’s Matanuska Valley as a cross between an unnamed Northern California strain and an unnamed Russian ruderalis (a less-seen genus of cannabis distinct from either indica or sativa). The child of these two strains was then crossed with an Afghani indica landrace to yield the potent staple that we know as Alaskan Thunderfu$k.

Bubble Bath

DOUBLE THE SMOKE

Crafted with flower infused with live diamonds and live rosin, the Sluggers 2g Blunt delivers a full-spectrum experience. Wrapped in a hemp leaf and finished with a collectible glass tip, it’s perfect for cannabis enthusiasts seeking craftsmanship.

Get into the vibe with our fruity, acidic, sweet Juiced* 5-pack of Rainbow Road, including premium flower, solventless hash, liquid diamonds, and a diamond coating. A ride worth riding, RAINBOW ROAD is a colorful bright trip down memory lane with all the fruits rolled up in one flavorful trip