Cannabis Products

Premium Hybrid | Euphoric · Flavorful · Balanced

Experience a potent three-way fusion of iconic genetics with Gary’s Lemon Cherry Pie. A powerhouse hybrid that blends the bold, gassy uplift of Gary Payton, the sweet fruit-forward charm of Cherry Pie, and the zesty brightness of Lemon OG. This balanced strain delivers a euphoric head high with a smooth descent into calm, full-body relaxation, making it a favorite for both day and night use.

Flavor & Aroma
Bright citrus and lemon zest lead the way, layered with sweet cherry, earthy kush, and a touch of spicy diesel. The result is a complex, flavorful smoke that’s both refreshing and robust.

Effects
Uplifting, happy, and creative on the front end
Mellow, body-calming finish without heavy sedation
Great for mood elevation, social settings, or creative flow
In larger doses, ideal for winding down and sleep

Potential Relief For:
Stress & anxiety
Chronic pain & muscle tension
Low mood or fatigue
Appetite stimulation
Insomnia (at higher doses)

Gary’s Lemon Cherry Pie limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Gary Payton, Cherry Pie, Lemon OG. TAC: 83.74%, Total THC: 69.78%, Terps: 8.13%

Hybrid | Potent | Flavorful | Euphoric + Relaxing

Meet Tricheratrops — a powerhouse hybrid born from the vibrant, citrus-forward Tropicana Cherry and the deeply relaxing, diesel-kissed Iron Triangle. This cross delivers a dynamic blend of uplifting cerebral energy with a deep body calm, making it perfect for those seeking balance between mind and body relief.

Flavor Profile:
Sweet cherry and tangy citrus lead the charge, layered with earthy spice, herbal diesel, and a smooth nuttiness on the finish. Pungent, complex, and satisfying from first whiff to exhale.

Effects:
Start your session with a burst of euphoria, creativity, and mental clarity, followed by a gradual descent into soothing full-body relaxation. Great for both social vibes and solo wind-downs.

May Help With:
Stress, depression, and mood swings
Chronic pain, inflammation, migraines
Insomnia (in higher doses)
Appetite stimulation

Best For:
Afternoon, evening, or anytime you need creative clarity without sacrificing physical ease.

Hybrid | Flavorful · Euphoric · Balanced

Apples & Bananas is a premium hybrid strain known for its bold flavor, high potency, and smooth, balanced effects. This strain delivers both flavor and function in every session.

Flavor & Aroma
Sweet and fruity on the inhale, Apples & Bananas lives up to its name with notes of crisp apple, ripe banana, and a hint of spicy gas on the exhale. Expect a rich, dessert-like aroma with earthy and herbal undertones.

Effects
This hybrid offers a fast-acting cerebral high that uplifts mood and enhances focus, followed by a calming body buzz that won’t leave you stuck on the couch—unless you want it to. Great for both social use and solo relaxation.

Common Uses
Stress & anxiety
Mood enhancement
Mild pain relief
Appetite stimulation
Evening wind-down

Apples & Bananas limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Apples & Bananas. TAC: 94.46%, Total THC: 79.01%, Terps: 2.39%

Durban Smoothie limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Durban Margy, Tropical Smoothie. TAC: 91.31%, Total THC: 76.70%, Terps: 4.05%

Fruity Peb OG – Hybrid

Feelings: Uplifted, Happy, Light;
Flavor: Sweet, Fruity, Citrus

Fruity Peb OG is like a tropical fruit smoothie in cart form—sweet and citrusy with a bright finish. It delivers a light, cheery buzz that keeps your mood sky-high and easy-going.

Reefer Wellness by Dr. Riley Kirk

Curious about cannabis? Reefer Wellness by Dr. Riley Kirk is your vibrant, science-backed guide to understanding cannabis without the stigma. With clear visuals and everyday language, this book unpacks:

-How cannabis interacts with your body’s endocannabinoid system

-Ways to consume it safely and effectively

-How it can help with issues like pain, anxiety, and sleep

-Tips to manage side effects like munchies and dry mouth

Whether you’re canna-curious or a seasoned user, Reefer Wellness helps you explore the healing power of cannabis with confidence and clarity.

Maui Wowie – Sativa

Feelings: Uplifted, Energized, Inspired.
Flavor: Tropical, Citrusy, Sweet

Maui Wowie delivers tropical sweetness with a citrus punch. Its energetic, inspired effects evoke island vibes—perfect for creativity or outdoor mood boosts.

Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Gummies are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Corn Syrup, Beet Sugar (US-made, Non-GMO), Water, 100% Porcine Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavor, THC (CO2 Distillate Oil)

Happy Valley Gummies are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy).

Dirty Taxi x Chemdog D

Hybrid – Indica Leaning

Fresh from breeder Sagemasta Selects, Crosstown Traffic is a unique new indica leaning hybrid that combines the infamous GMO cross “Dirty Taxi” with the legendary clone only Chemdog D. The buds are dense, heavily coated in trichomes with an earthy, pine and diesel aroma.

Happy Valley goes even Greener! Our NEW pre-roll tubes are designed to break down naturally in your home-compost pile. The process in which PHA breaks down is similar to cellulose or wood. If that material is discarded into the environment or compost bin, it will be consumed by microorganisms that feed off the material as a carbon food source.

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Ahhhh, the flavor of sunshine. Sour Berry Breeze hits the palette with sour tropical fruit first, then glides off the tongue with a smooth, herbaceous accent. Kiwi, passionfruit, and raspberries join together to form a harmony not unlike the flavor of sweet tarts. As a beta-myrcene & caryophyllene dominant blend, it encourages relaxation and is a perfect complement to a sunny day in the Bay State.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Happy Valley’s Live Vape Oil amplifies the vape experience by utilizing a broad spectrum of cannabis- derived live terpenes, capturing the plant’s essence at the peak of maturity and after its flower has been cured. This curates an unparalleled vape experience, for which the flavor and effect are truly representative of the plant they are derived from.

We never use any dilutants or cutting agents. The only ingredients in our Live Vape Oil are premium distillate and cannabis derived live terpenes.

Happy Valley’s 510 cartridges and Hitmaker disposables use the same premium Live Vape Oil.

Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Lime, Spice

Banana Lemon Cupckae – 35.2% THC

Dirty Taxi – 33.06% THC

Sugar Shack #5 – 33.7% THC

Super Lemon Haze – 28.3% THC

White Wedding – 33.2% THC

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.