Cannabis Products

Glitter Bomb is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Grape. Gas X OG Kush Breath Blueberry Headband strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and explosive high, Glitter Bomb is the perfect choice for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Glitter Bomb has beautiful oversized heavy pepper-shaped nugs with dark olive green leaves, thin orange hairs and a super glittery coating of chunky bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, aromas of skunky haze and ripe blueberries are released, all wrapped up with a hint of spicy herbs. The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a sweet fruity blueberry taste accented by hints of skunky flowery haze.

Northern Lights Cured Budder 1.0g limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Northern Lights. TAC: 85.92%, Total THC: 74.93%, Terps: 4.30%

Northern Lights Cured Crumble limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Northern Lights. TAC: 96.81%, Total THC: 85.77%

Guava Gelato Cured Budder limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Guava Gelato.

Sourced from quality cured flower, Budder showcases a pronounced terpene profile for a standout flavor. With a consistency reminiscent of rich peanut butter, thanks to a higher moisture content and a whipping in production, this concentrate is straightforward and potent. Perfect for those who want both strength and ease of use.

Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.

Another Level – 29.64% THCA

Galactic Warheads – 31.95% THCA

Hash Burger – 35.46% THCA

Sugar Shack #5 – 30.49% THCA

Super Lemon Haze – 27.98% THCA

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.

Lemon OG Haze (Sativa)
This one’s for all the canna-adventurers looking to boost their energy levels into action! As its name suggests, Lemon OG Haze contains citrusy, refreshing notes — bringing along with them increased mental focus, euphoria, and potential anti-anxiety properties. It was bred by the stellar crew at Nirvana Seeds.

Known for producing heavy, cerebral effects, this pheno is dominated by GMO. Pungent garlic, onion and black pepper (caryophyllene) complimented with notes of musky earth (humulene), and chemical pine (pinene).

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Experience the vitality of our new CuratedFX Rapid Onset Energy Gummy, infused with THC, CBD, THC-V, and PURCAF Caffeine, offering a convenient solution for an instant energy boost coupled with the holistic benefits of cannabinoids. If you’re looking for a swift energy boost while also aiming to tap into the therapeutic benefits of cannabinoids, our gummies offer a seamless solution to elevate your energy levels and revitalize your senses.

Infusion:

• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): This psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis is known for its euphoric effects and potential energy boost.

• CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive cannabinoid with potential calming and pain-relieving properties. It could help balance the effects of THC and promote relaxation without sedation.

• THC-V (Tetrahydrocannabivarin): THCV works with CB1 and CB2 receptors, but differently than THC. While THC mainly activates CB1 receptors, causing psychoactive effects, THCV has a more complex role. It partially activates CB1 receptors but also blocks them somewhat, which can lead to effects opposite to THC, like reduced appetite and less intoxication. Besides cannabinoid receptors, THCV can affect other parts of the body’s systems, like those controlling appetite, metabolism, and mood. It may interact with receptors such as the serotonin. Research on THCV is ongoing, but early studies suggest it may have therapeutic uses. It could help suppress appetite, regulate blood sugar, and protect nerve cells. Some people also report that THCV may offer a boost of energy.

• Caffeine: PURCAF is Caffeine powder from green coffee beans. Caffeine is a well-known stimulant increases alertness and focus, providing an additional boost of energy.

Anticipated Effects: Consuming the energy gummy could result in a combination of effects:

• Energy Boost: The caffeine and cannabinoids, including THC and THC-V, could work synergistically to provide an energizing effect, potentially increasing alertness and motivation.

• Cannabinoid Benefits: CBD could help mitigate any potential anxiety or jitteriness associated with caffeine, promoting a smoother and more balanced energy boost.

Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.

Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

Presenting Curated FX- Calm, a Live Vape Oil carefully crafted to elicit a balanced, blissful experience. This effect-based product utilizes an even 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD to find harmony between these two therapeutic cannabinoids and create a resounding sense of calm. Multiple cannabis cultivars were chosen for their terpene profiles and blended together to synergize with the cannabinoids. A product that is well-suited for every type of cannabis consumer, this vape can be used at any time of day.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.