Cannabis Products

Garlic Peaches limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: 10Gs, Millions of Peaches, Garlic Icing. TAC: 92.92%, Total THC: 78.48%, Terps: 4.34%

Bold peach flavor with a smooth, creamy finish. Infused for extra potency and extra taste, landing around 30% Total THC. These 1 gram prerolls are made from whole flower and then infused with THCa isolate and flavor for bigger taste and a stronger hit

A crisp, tropical, lime flavor with a strong, refreshing hit. Infused for bigger flavor and bigger potency, testing around 30% Total THC. These 1 gram prerolls are made from whole flower and then infused with THCa isolate and flavor for bigger taste and a stronger hit.

Super Ghost limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Super Boof, Ghost Dawg. TAC: 89.41%, Total THC: 86.64%, Terps: 3.45%

Lineage: Purple Thai x Thai (Indica)

Profile: Berries, Sweet, and Woody

Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene

Blueberry is a legendary indica-dominant strain known for its luscious flavor, soothing effects, and award-winning lineage. Bred by DJ Short in the 1970s from Afghani, Thai, and Purple Thai genetics, Blueberry has stood the test of time as a go-to for those seeking full-body relaxation and rich, nostalgic flavor. With a scent and taste reminiscent of fresh-picked blueberries and subtle notes of vanilla and earth, this strain offers a smooth, flavorful smoke that relaxes the body and quiets the mind

Burger Jealousy: A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two modern day pillars of cannabis, Donny Burger and Banana Jealousy. This cultivar is a potent hybrid with two high THC parents in the lineage leading to a strong but balanced, calm, and relaxing experience. The banana peel, earthy, pine smell from Banana Jealousy is on the front end with the funky, garlic and skunk from Donny Burger on the back end.

Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Lime, Spice

Strawberry Ice – Sativa:

Sweet berry and icy chill collide for an inspired flavor experience.

Each muze tube offers two half gram pre-rolls, loaded with pure ground flower, flavored vape oil and a Terpod that packs a punch of intense potency and fruity flavor from spark to the final hit. These bangers are tightly rolled and terp-enhanced to stay loud, juicy, and deliver wild potency with every puff. These are not just pre-rolls—they are flavor bombs wrapped in fire, made to cut through the noise and leave a lasting impression!

Lineage: Cream D’ Mint x Strawberries & Cream

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THEORYx Irish Cannonball is a rich, heavy indica that launches with a blast of funky, caramel-soaked aroma and creamy sweetness. This flavorful cross of Cream D’Mint and Strawberries & Cream delivers a slow-building, full-body calm that settles in with weight and warmth. As it takes hold, the world softens at the edges, inviting you to sink in, stretch out, and stay a while.

Strain: Rocket Candy

Breeder: Green Lab Genetics

Lineage: Blizzard of Oz x Z**** x Cherry Coffin

Rocket Candy is a heavy-hitting indica. The aroma is very sweet and funky with citrus notes on the back end. The buds are large, pointed, and very dense with light green and lavender streaks contrasted against the thick, bright white layer of trichomes which make the buds look almost white.

Banana Jealousy –

Dirty Taxi –

Rainbow Belts 3.0 –

Super Lemon Haze –

White Wedding –

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

GMO x Chem Dog I-95

Hybrid – Indica Leaning Effects

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.