Cannabis Products

A flavorful and mellow hybrid—Papaya and Mimosa V6 are both known for their fruity and uplifting vibes. With its 60/40 sativa-indica split, you’re probably getting a cerebral, euphoric buzz up front with a smooth, chill comedown. The Papaya influence adds tropical, sweet, almost funky notes, while Mimosa V6 brings in some citrusy tang and energetic headspace.

A full-on sensory takeover, Whiplash hits hard and fast before dropping you into that blissed-out, no-worries zone.

A full-on sensory takeover, Whiplash hits hard and fast before dropping you into that blissed-out, no-worries zone.

Reserve by Lazy River Products represents the pinnacle of cannabis craftsmanship, showcasing handselected strains chosen for their potency, flavor, and effects. As part of our Reserve Collection, Mega OG
delivers an exceptional experience for cannabis connoisseurs. A collaboration between RAW Genetics and
Mega Robot, this hybrid blends the bold gas aroma and relaxing effects of Skywalker OG with the sweet gas
and citrus notes of Pavé. With dense, resin-coated buds and a rich terpene profile, Mega OG exemplifies the
quality and exclusivity of the Reserve Collection, making it the perfect choice for those
seeking an elevated cannabis experience.

Blue Slushie by Raw Genetics is a hybrid created from the cross of Blue Cookies (Girl Scout Cookies x
Blueberry) and Georgia Pie (Gelatti x KM11). This impressive lineage results in thick, colorful buds
featuring vibrant green, purple, and orange hues covered in cloudy trichomes. The genetic mix
contributes to Blue Slushie’s bold, pungent aroma, where gassy notes of minty Kush emerge, setting the
stage for a flavorful experience. Its balanced heritage provides a harmonious blend of uplifting and
soothing sensations, making it a favorite for both newcomers and seasoned cannabis enthusiasts.

Scrooge is an Indica hybrid expertly crafted by Compound Genetics, combining the
award-winning Jokers 31 with The Menthol for a unique sensory experience. Its rich
lineage includes popular cultivars such as White Runtz, Jet Fuel Gelato, Gelato 45,
White Diesel, High Octane, and Jet Fuel. This diverse genetic background brings
together sweet, gassy flavors with a refreshing menthol touch, resulting in a
complex and captivating strain that stands out for both its flavor and effects.

Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid created by Select Genetics. This cultivar is actually a backcross of Green Crack, so the lineage is Blue Dream x Green Crack x Blue Dream.

Blue Dream itself is a cross between Blueberry x Haze. It is known for its stellar flavor and cerebral high. Although its original creation is not known, Blue Dream first made a name for itself in the medical community in California. It eventually caught the attention of breeder DJ Short, who worked hard to come up with the version we have today.

As for Green Crack, its origins are disputed. It is descended from the ever-popular Skunk #1, but it may also have some Afghani Landrace in its background. It provides the best of what a sativa offers. A great strain to help appreciate your surroundings or as a way to get up and go. Even the more experienced cannabis users will say, a little goes a long way with this sativa.

In its final form, Blue Dream x Green Crack gives off the best of both. You get a nice sweet haze, anticipating bubblegum and black pepper from the Blue Dream, and some earthiness and spicy notes from the Green Crack. Smooth on the inhale and exhale this Blue Dream will have you up and enjoying your day.

Pie Cake, bred by 808 Genetics, is an indica with a top-tier pedigree that caters to those
who love potent and balanced cannabis. This cultivar is the result of crossing Wedding
Cake (Wedding Cake x Cherry Pie x Crippy) with Cherry Pie (Granddaddy Purple x F1
Durb), combining the best traits from its lineage to create a strain that stands out in the
world of cannabis. Pie Cake’s genetic background contributes to its hard-hitting effects
and rich, pungent aroma, making it perfect for a late afternoon boost.

As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Chews are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.
Puna Punch is an Indica-dominant strain expertly bred by Kevin Platt, Chief
Cultivation Officer at Lazy River Products. This cultivar is the result of crossing
Banana Punch with Orange Zkittlez, creating a strain that embodies the essence of
Hawaii’s Puna District on the Big Island. The lineage combines the tropical
sweetness of Banana Punch with the citrusy, candy-like notes of Orange Zkittlez,
resulting in a rich profile that’s both flavorful and aromatic.
These edibles are out of this world, and here to stay! Swing by LRP today and try our newest crunchy creation.

Bursting on to the Lazy River Products scene, our new yummy Grape Nerd Burst Gummies!

This delectable Moose Chew tastes reminiscent of grape soda, with a sweet tangy twist. These dual textured treats combine crunchy and chewy with a pop of delicious grape candy featuring the original pink and purple Nerds. As a standard onset gummy, you’ll feel the effects of these THC edibles within about 30-120 minutes after consuming.

As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Chews are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.

These edibles are out of this world, and here to stay! Swing by LRP today and try our newest crunchy creation.

Lazy River Products’ NEW Breakfast in Bed Nighttime FUSION Moose Chews bring the big taste of Blueberry Pancakes to you in a small bite. Blueberry and Maple Syrup flavors, our own in-house cannabis derived Pancakez Terpenes, and Passion Flower Extract, a noted significant sleep-inducer, now allows you to end your day with the most important meal and catch up on your ZZZ’s without the sticky mess!

Our Nighttime Fusion is an exciting unique product line that divides our curated sleep focused 1:1:1 ratio of Delta-9 THC, CBD, and CBN into both a fast acting and standard onset delivery system. This combination works synergistically to help you fall asleep quickly and then stay asleep, all without the next day hangover.

Celebrate the spirit of independence with LRP Bomb Pop Moose Chews, a festive treat perfect for your summer celebrations. Bursting with patriotic colors and flavors, these gummies offer a delightful mix of cherry, blue raspberry, and lime, capturing the essence of the classic bomb pop.

As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Chews are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.

These edibles are out of this world, and here to stay! Swing by LRP today and try our newest crunchy creation.