Cannabis Products

Chem D Live Sauce Vape limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Chem D. TAC: 78.64%, Total THC: 76.81%, Terps: 3.79%

Meet Durban Margy, a perfectly balanced hybrid that brings together the legendary Durban Poison and Frozen Margy.

This strain delivers a blissful, uplifting buzz that keeps your mind sharp and your mood soaring. After a mental boost, you’ll ease into a cozy, relaxing body high – perfect for unwinding without feeling knocked out.

With vibrant notes of citrus, tropical fruits, and a touch of pine, this flavorful bud pairs perfectly with its bright green appearance.

Apples & Bananas, a hybrid from Compound Genetics, blends rich lineage for a sweet, fruity burst with a creamy twist. Perfectly balanced, it’s a flavorful choice for any vibe.

Elevate your zen. The creative yet calming effects of Forza put you on the path to inspiration. Celebrated for its sweet berry flavor and subtle citrus aroma, Forza is memorable for deliciously flavorful sessions. This beta-caryophyllene dominant strain is accompanied by myrcene and limonene, making it equally suitable for a cozy night in or a puff, pass, and paint class.

•Lineage: Sundae Driver x Cherry Pie

•Consider for: Inspired, Creative, Blissful

•Flavor Profile: Gas, Sweet, Citrus

Some users may find it to be sativa dominant.

Blue Burger is a flavorful and balanced hybrid strain that captivates with its unique blend of fruity and savory notes. This strain delivers a complex flavor profile reminiscent of juicy berries layered with a cheesy, umami-rich finish—just like biting into a gourmet burger with a fresh blueberry twist.

The aroma is equally enticing, combining sweet blueberry scents with subtle hints of earthiness and melted cheese. Its dense, resin-coated buds often showcase deep purple hues mixed with vibrant greens and fiery orange pistils.

Effects-wise, Blue Burger offers a smooth and calming experience that gently uplifts the mood while relaxing the body. It’s great for alleviating stress, mild pain, and anxiety without heavy sedation, making it ideal for social settings or winding down after a long day.

Whether you’re a flavor chaser or looking for a balanced hybrid with both cerebral and physical benefits, Blue Burger is a delicious choice that leaves a lasting impression.

Glitter Bomb is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Grape. Gas X OG Kush Breath Blueberry Headband strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and explosive high, Glitter Bomb is the perfect choice for any classic indica lover. Like its name suggests, Glitter Bomb has beautiful oversized heavy pepper-shaped nugs with dark olive green leaves, thin orange hairs and a super glittery coating of chunky bright white crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each sparkling little nugget, aromas of skunky haze and ripe blueberries are released, all wrapped up with a hint of spicy herbs. The flavor is on the sweeter side of things, with a sweet fruity blueberry taste accented by hints of skunky flowery haze.

Northern Lights Cured Budder 1.0g limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Northern Lights. TAC: 85.92%, Total THC: 74.93%, Terps: 4.30%

Northern Lights Cured Crumble limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Northern Lights. TAC: 96.81%, Total THC: 85.77%

Guava Gelato Cured Budder limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Guava Gelato.

Sourced from quality cured flower, Budder showcases a pronounced terpene profile for a standout flavor. With a consistency reminiscent of rich peanut butter, thanks to a higher moisture content and a whipping in production, this concentrate is straightforward and potent. Perfect for those who want both strength and ease of use.

Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.

Another Level – 29.64% THCA

Galactic Warheads – 31.95% THCA

Hash Burger – 35.46% THCA

Sugar Shack #5 – 30.49% THCA

Super Lemon Haze – 27.98% THCA

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Don’t get it twisted, these joints will get you twisted. Premium indoor flower infused with cannabis oil & coated in kief. We wanted to bring something powerful to the table, our strongest joint. Averaging over 35% THC and available in multiple strains & sizes, this is the one Joint that will get you to Mars quicker than Elon Musk.