Cannabis Products

Lemon OG Haze (Sativa)
This one’s for all the canna-adventurers looking to boost their energy levels into action! As its name suggests, Lemon OG Haze contains citrusy, refreshing notes — bringing along with them increased mental focus, euphoria, and potential anti-anxiety properties. It was bred by the stellar crew at Nirvana Seeds.

Known for producing heavy, cerebral effects, this pheno is dominated by GMO. Pungent garlic, onion and black pepper (caryophyllene) complimented with notes of musky earth (humulene), and chemical pine (pinene).

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Experience the vitality of our new CuratedFX Rapid Onset Energy Gummy, infused with THC, CBD, THC-V, and PURCAF Caffeine, offering a convenient solution for an instant energy boost coupled with the holistic benefits of cannabinoids. If you’re looking for a swift energy boost while also aiming to tap into the therapeutic benefits of cannabinoids, our gummies offer a seamless solution to elevate your energy levels and revitalize your senses.

Infusion:

• THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol): This psychoactive cannabinoid found in cannabis is known for its euphoric effects and potential energy boost.

• CBD (Cannabidiol): A non-psychoactive cannabinoid with potential calming and pain-relieving properties. It could help balance the effects of THC and promote relaxation without sedation.

• THC-V (Tetrahydrocannabivarin): THCV works with CB1 and CB2 receptors, but differently than THC. While THC mainly activates CB1 receptors, causing psychoactive effects, THCV has a more complex role. It partially activates CB1 receptors but also blocks them somewhat, which can lead to effects opposite to THC, like reduced appetite and less intoxication. Besides cannabinoid receptors, THCV can affect other parts of the body’s systems, like those controlling appetite, metabolism, and mood. It may interact with receptors such as the serotonin. Research on THCV is ongoing, but early studies suggest it may have therapeutic uses. It could help suppress appetite, regulate blood sugar, and protect nerve cells. Some people also report that THCV may offer a boost of energy.

• Caffeine: PURCAF is Caffeine powder from green coffee beans. Caffeine is a well-known stimulant increases alertness and focus, providing an additional boost of energy.

Anticipated Effects: Consuming the energy gummy could result in a combination of effects:

• Energy Boost: The caffeine and cannabinoids, including THC and THC-V, could work synergistically to provide an energizing effect, potentially increasing alertness and motivation.

• Cannabinoid Benefits: CBD could help mitigate any potential anxiety or jitteriness associated with caffeine, promoting a smoother and more balanced energy boost.

Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.

Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

Presenting Curated FX- Calm, a Live Vape Oil carefully crafted to elicit a balanced, blissful experience. This effect-based product utilizes an even 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD to find harmony between these two therapeutic cannabinoids and create a resounding sense of calm. Multiple cannabis cultivars were chosen for their terpene profiles and blended together to synergize with the cannabinoids. A product that is well-suited for every type of cannabis consumer, this vape can be used at any time of day.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Glueberry Pie is where vibrant fruitiness meets rich earthiness. This rare blend features prominent top notes of sweet blackberry, balanced by a smooth chocolate musk. Predominantly made up of an OG Kush phenotype, its many layers are subtle but sophisticated. This distinctive profile sets it apart, making it a standout choice on any menu.

Happy Valley’s Live Vape Oil amplifies the vape experience by utilizing a broad spectrum of cannabis- derived live terpenes, capturing the plant’s essence at the peak of maturity and after its flower has been cured. This curates an unparalleled vape experience, for which the flavor and effect are truly representative of the plant they are derived from.

We never use any dilutants or cutting agents. The only ingredients in our Live Vape Oil are premium distillate and cannabis derived live terpenes.

Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.

Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.

Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

A new and welcomed addition to the Happy Valley menu, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience
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When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Our Guava Sherb embodies the delicate balance where pink fruit meets creamy dessert. The Runtz backbone of this blend delivers a familiar velvety characteristic that is compounded by sour fruit. Mild notes of vanilla and grapefruit play together in a way that is reminiscent of stepping into a candy shop.

Creamy, spicy black pepper, fleshy pink fruit, summer cocktails.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Introducing the Curated FX- Sleep Live Vape Oil, an effect-based vape engineered to induce a sedated state of mind. Combining a thoughtfully curated blend of cannabinoids and cannabis derived terpenes that are known to create a dreamy, blissful effect, this vape is perfect for winding down at the end of a day. With a 5:2:1 ratio of THC, CBN, and CBD, and cannabis terpenes extracted in-house from cultivars that are high in terpenes like ß-caryophyllene and ß-myrcene, this vape is for those who are seeking restful sleep.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

Strawberry Cough is a potent Sativa that will keep you up and moving. A tasty cross between Haze and Strawberry Fields, this strain is known for its sweet and skunky smell of strawberries, with uplifting cerebral effects that make it great for hanging with friends, working out and spending time in nature.