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Simply Herb Watermelon Sangria Cartridge 1g

At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.

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Trifecta Purple Parfait | Pre-Roll | 1g

Discover quality and convenience with our single 1 gram pre-rolls, filled with our cold-cured ground and sifted whole flower for an unmatched experience.

Enclosed in a compostable paper tube, our pre-rolls are a testament to our commitment to sustainability and environmental responsibility.

Purple Parfait tantalizes the senses with its sweet, creamy aroma and taste that immediately evokes memories of indulging in a luscious berry parfait. Crossing Blackberry Kush for its rich, berry undertones and Vanilla Kush for that smooth, velvety essence, this strain offers an olfactory and gustatory experience akin to a gourmet dessert. Each inhale brings a cascade of fruity notes intertwined with a decadent creamy sweetness, making Purple Parfait a top choice for connoisseurs seeking a dessert-like treat in their cannabis selection. The vibrant purple hues and dense, resinous buds further hint at its noble lineage, promising not only a feast for the taste buds but a visual spectacle as well.

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Trifecta Ethanol | Pre-Roll | 1g

Discover quality and convenience with our single 1 gram pre-rolls, filled with our cold-cured ground and sifted whole flower for an unmatched experience.

Enclosed in a compostable paper tube, our pre-rolls are a testament to our commitment to sustainability and environmental responsibility.

Ethanol inherits its rich sensory profile from the potent Motorbreath and zesty Zoap. With a deep, pungent diesel aroma from Motorbreath, complemented by earthiness and a sharp, fuel-like tang, it invigorates the senses. Zoap adds a layer of bright, citrusy sweetness akin to tropical fruits and zesty lemons, bringing refreshing complexity. On the palate, Ethanol offers a harmonious fusion, starting with bold diesel taste and transitioning into a sweet, fruity aftertaste with subtle citrus undertones. This unique blend makes Ethanol a compelling choice for sensory explorers seeking depth and diversity.

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Trifecta Glue Dream | Flower | 3.5g

Glue Dream, a masterful cross between the classics Blue Dream and GG4, stands out in the cannabis world for its distinctive aromatic and flavor profiles that seamlessly blend the floral potpourri notes of Blue Dream with the earthy richness of GG4. This combination delights the palate and paints a vivid picture of Glue Dream’s rich genetic heritage, making it a coveted choice for those who appreciate the finer nuances in their cannabis selection.

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Simply Herb Animal Cake | Ready to Roll | 28g

Animal Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Birthday Cake X Animal Cookies strains. This bud has a sweet and sour citrusy cake overtone that’s accented by creamy vanilla and flowery herbs. The aroma is very similar, with a sour citrus overtone that’s accented by spicy pepper and earthy flowers.

Simply Herb shake offers a finer consistency perfect for bowl packing and joint rolling.

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Simply Herb Happy Hour | Ready to Roll | 28g

Happy Hour, also known as “Happy Hour #3,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Strawberry Jelly X The Don Mega strains. The perfect choice to make any part of the day your personal ‘happy hour,’ this bud packs lifted euphoric effects that will have you soaring for hours on end. You’ll feel instantly energized with a sense of happiness that immediately wipes away any bad moods or racing thoughts. A light physical calm comes next, dropping you into a pain-free zone that won’t dampen your energy level in the slightest. A boost of creativity accompanies this full-bodied high, inspiring you both artistically and conversationally.

Simply Herb shake offers a finer consistency perfect for bowl packing and joint rolling.

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Trifecta Catpiss | Flower | 3.5g

“Catpiss” is a strikingly pungent strain, renowned for its intense ammonia-like scent reminiscent of its namesake. This sativa-dominant hybrid, rooted in a phenotype of Super Silver Haze, delivers a potent cerebral high that energizes the mind and ignites creativity. Despite its off-putting name, the flavor profile offers a surprisingly complex mix of pine, earth, and a hint of sweetness that tempers the initial sharpness. Ideal for daytime use, Catpiss helps users feel uplifted and invigorated. Its distinctive aroma and powerful effects make it a memorable choice for experienced cannabis enthusiasts seeking a unique and stimulating experience.

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Simply Herb Apple Crisp | Cartridge | 1g

Enjoy the delightful fusion of sweet, tart apples and spiced, crumbly crust in every inhale.

At Simply Herb, we like to keep things simple. We like our vapes fun and easy-going, just like us. We’ve taken our “simple is best” approach to life and applied it to our vapes, creating exciting flavors sure to entertain your taste buds. Choose from fruity, desserty, or minty flavors, to add a flavor twist to your day. Treat yourself to a simply flavorful vaping experience.

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Crispy Commission Lemon OG Haze | Live Sauce | 3.5g

Step into the world of Live Sauce and prepare yourself. This sticky, liquid extract is known for its high terpene levels, offering intense, delightful flavors that will spark your senses. With a texture similar to a marmalade you would use on toast, Live Sauce is the perfect blend of crystals and terp sauce, preserving maximum terpenes and robust taste. Whether you’re dabbing with your rig or adding it to your flower bowl, Live Sauce is sure to elevate your cannabis journey.

Lemon OG Haze Live Sauce limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Lemon OG Haze. TAC: 89.33%, Total THC: 70.64%, Terps: 11.08%

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Crispy Commission Chem S1 | Live Badder | 3.5g

Chem S1 is a selfed phenotype of the iconic Chemdog, bred to lock in its most desirable traits: pungent fuel aroma, potent effects, and resin-heavy buds. This strain stays true to the Chemdog legacy, delivering a piercing diesel nose with notes of earth, skunk, and sour citrus.

The high hits fast and strong—euphoric, cerebral, and hazy, followed by a deep body calm that can border on sedating. Ideal for experienced users, Chem S1 is a go-to for those chasing true gas, old-school potency, and heavy medicinal relief.

Flavor Profile: Diesel, skunk, lemon peel, earthy musk
Effects: Euphoric, spacey, relaxing
Best For: Evening use, pain, stress, seasoned smokers

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