Cannabis Products

Step into the world of Cured Sauce and prepare yourself. This sticky, liquid extract is known for its high terpene levels, offering intense, delightful flavors that will spark your senses. With a texture similar to a marmalade you would use on toast, Cured Sauce is the perfect blend of crystals and terp sauce, preserving maximum terpenes and robust taste. Whether you’re dabbing with your rig or adding it to your flower bowl, Sauce is sure to elevate your cannabis journey.

Limited edition Crispy Commission wax. Grab ’em- before they’re gone.

Limited edition Crispy Commission wax. Grab ’em- before they’re gone.
Strains:   Golden Pave, Super Boof

Trufflegasm is a hybrid cross of Love Seed #2.53 x White Truffle. With its Love Seed lineage, Trufflegasm may induce arousal for some users. But you better make your move because this strain could just as easily have you in the mood for a nap. Users report a very relaxing and euphoric experience that starts in the mind before settling throughout the body.–NEA Fire! Crafted for connoisseurs and true craft cannabis enthusiasts, these buds are carefully selected by expert cultivators based on top-tier characteristics. Only the best-of-the-best makes the cut! NEA Fire never falls below 28% TAC & comes packaged in airtight glass jars. Masterfully grown & expertly cured, NEA Fire cannot be extinguished!

No shake, no trim- just a hand-trimmed, whole bud preroll packed with the fire flower Root & Bloom is known for.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Simply Herb shake offers a finer consistency, perfect for bowl packing and joint rolling.

Available in 7g, 14g and 28g packages.

Come for the skunk, stay for the skunk. Like trying cannabis for the first, its nostalgic flavors will send you into a throwback high! Perfect for indulging in major relaxation.

Genetics
Original Diesel x (Cuddlefish HP x Sour Diesel IBL) x (Skelly Hashplant x SSSC Skunk1)

Aroma
Skunk, Earthy, Gas, Pine

Flavor
Earthy, Skunk, Gas, Hash

Terpenes
Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool

“Barn Burners” are a 7-pack of premium 1 gram pre-rolls, each filled with our cold-cured ground & sifted whole flower for a superior smoke. Encased in an air-tight recyclable plastic container, these pre-rolls combine freshness with convenience, ideal for on-the-go indulgence.

Dry Ice combines the earthy, musky depths of Platinum Dosi with the sweet, fruity overtones of Slurricane #23. The aroma entices with a complex layering, where hints of creamy berries and tropical zest meet an undercurrent of rich, doughy sweetness. Breaking the buds releases this intricate scent blend, leading to an equally multifaceted flavor profile. On the palate, Dry Ice offers a cooling, minty inhale followed by a symphony of sweet and earthy notes, each draw a testament to its diverse heritage. The finish is smooth, leaving a refreshing minty aftertaste that complements its rich, nuanced lineage.

Noted for its numerous flavors, including pungent pine notes, Zsweet Inzanity is a must-try for all sativa and Durban Poison lovers. This strain’s lineage is Durban Poison x Rainmaker x OG Glue. Sometimes a funny looker, Zsweet Inzanity is a popular NEA strain because of its powerful effects and exquisite flavor. Users consistently describe this strain as energizing and uplifting.

PK Crashers is a cross between the two strains Pure Kush and Wedding Crasher; PK Crasher is an indica dominant hybrid which causes a deep relaxing body high that will leave you sedated and glued on the couch for hours on end.
Terpenes: Limonene, Beta Myrcene, Beta-Caryophyllene

Flavor Notes: Earthy, Sour

Reported Effects: Calm, Sleepy

Lineage: Kaya’s Koffee x Hamma Hamma

Kaya’s Koffee: Kaya’s Koffee is the delicious result of crossing the classic Alien OG and Alien Kush. It is oozing with 55% indica genes and 45% sativa genes. It produces firm and plump mint green nugs with vibrant orange hairs and frosty, crystalline trichomes.

Hamma Hamma: Hamma Hamma is a cross of two desirable strains 9 Pound Hammer x Platinum Alien OG. The two cultivars come together in a way that expresses the best traits from each parent. We love 9 Pound Hammer for its quick body melting high and musky grape flavor. The calming high is very noticeable both physically and mentally. Alien OG is a rare kush variety that provides lots of happy uplifting vibes. Really great perspective and reflection type of smoke. Mind feels very zen and at peace.
Pre-rolls are a convenient way to experience Simply Herb cannabis — just light and enjoy.

“Barn Burners” are a 7-pack of premium 1 gram pre-rolls, each filled with our cold-cured ground & sifted whole flower for a superior smoke. Encased in an air-tight recyclable plastic container, these pre-rolls combine freshness with convenience, ideal for on-the-go indulgence.