Cannabis Products

Lineage: Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze

Super Silver Haze is a High Times Cup winning sativa from the ’90s bred by Green House seeds. Its unique heritage combines for a skunky and fuel forward flower with an undercurrent of citrus. It may offer an immediate rush of energy, which, despite being a sativa, you’ll feel throughout the body as well.

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.

THEORYx Pre-Rolls are made with ground THEORYx flower (never trim) that expresses exceptionally high terpene percentages and elevated levels of THCa. This combination of our in-house select genetics, expert curing, and precise rolling technique provides the best pre-roll experience that indoor cultivation can offer. Pre-rolls may vary by size due to flower type and our approach to rolling. All flower is weighed precisely for an elevated consumption experience.

Lineage: Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze

Super Silver Haze is a High Times Cup winning sativa from the ’90s bred by Green House seeds. Its unique heritage combines for a skunky and fuel forward flower with an undercurrent of citrus. It may offer an immediate rush of energy, which, despite being a sativa, you’ll feel throughout the body as well.

Edibles are created either by infusing cooking oil or butter with cannabis extract, or by mixing extract directly into other ingredients. Because edibles are digested and absorbed by your stomach and liver, the activation is often longer than other consumption methods, taking on average 45 minutes, and sometimes up to 2 hours. It is important to start low and slow when consuming edibles so you don’t over do it. Take extra caution to ensure edibles are out of the reach of children.

Meet Mad Honey — a tropical-honey hybrid that’s as smooth as it is potent. Expect luscious notes of banana, citrus, and wildflowers riding atop a rich honey sweetness, delivering a taste that lingers long after the exhale. The high builds gently — first soothing your body, then lifting your mind into euphoric clarity. It’s the perfect strain for social evenings, creative bursts, or winding down with a smile. One puff and you’ll see why they call it Mad Honey. Small batch, craft grown cannabis from U4EA Farms,

Meet Mad Honey — a tropical-honey hybrid that’s as smooth as it is potent. Expect luscious notes of banana, citrus, and wildflowers riding atop a rich honey sweetness, delivering a taste that lingers long after the exhale. The high builds gently — first soothing your body, then lifting your mind into euphoric clarity. It’s the perfect strain for social evenings, creative bursts, or winding down with a smile. One puff and you’ll see why they call it Mad Honey. Small batch, craft grown cannabis from U4EA Farms,

Rosin is a form of concentrate that uses heat and pressure to extract cannabinoids, rather than solvents. Depending on the source material used for the extraction, rosin can vary widely in clarity and consistency.

Super Poison Dawg limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Super Boof, Ghost Dawg TAC: 85.97%, Total THC: 82.49%, Terps: 3.81%

The Variety 5-pack (2.5g) includes a mix of 5 distinct Happy Valley indica leaning cultivars rolled up into .5g pre-rolls to fit any experience.

Strains Included:

Burger Jealousy

Banana Jealousy

GMO Z

Hash Burger

White Wedding

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. Happy Valley cures their cannabis flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience.

Breeder: Honey Sticks Genetics

Flavor: Creamy Bananas, Gas, Funk

Aroma: Banana Custard, Gas, slight Pine

Depth Charge is a potent, indica-leaning phenotype that’s often described as “heavy hitting” and slow burning. Its aroma and flavor lean toward creamy sweetness—think banana custard or dessert cream—with subtle diesel/gas undertones that emerge especially on the exhale. This strain is a classic powerful indica with quick calming effects – great for relaxing after a long day’s work or indulging in a lazy weekend at home. This specific phenotype was carefully selected after several rounds of pheno-hunting the Dual OG line (Banana OG x True OG) to select our own in-house pheno. Respect the pheno!

Genetics: Scoops of Chem × Icebox Pie

A La Mode blends Scoops of Chem × Icebox Pie into a flavorful hybrid with dessert-inspired appeal. Rich notes of creamy cookies, sweet strawberries, and ripe berries are complemented by subtle earthy fuel on the finish, creating a smooth and layered smoke. Its balanced genetics provide an uplifting sense of happiness before settling into a calming, full-body relaxation, making A La Mode an excellent choice for consumers looking for flavor-forward flower with a well-rounded experience.

Root & Bloom flower is minimally processed, hand-trimmed, and cold-cured by our team to preserve terpenes and deliver a clean, full-flavor flower experience.”

Cherry Pie OG × Hawaiian Rainbow Warrior combines two visually striking cultivars into a sativa that stands out for both appearance and complexity. Dense, resin-coated flowers showcase vibrant coloration inherited from Cherry Pie OG, while Hawaiian Rainbow Warrior contributes bright tropical character and depth. The aroma is layered with ripe fruit, subtle citrus, earthy spice, and a touch of herbal sweetness, creating a smooth, flavorful smoke. The experience is balanced and approachable, making this cultivar an easy choice for consumers who appreciate expressive terpene profiles and premium flower quality.

Root & Bloom flower is minimally processed, hand-trimmed, and cold-cured by our team to preserve terpenes and deliver a clean, full-flavor flower experience.”