Cannabis Products

TASTE
Gassy, Creamy, Floral

EFFECTS
Euphoric, Energetic

The juiced* 5 pack joints feature a premium blend of flower and THCa diamonds
adding additional potency being rolled in diamonds. Each component is selected to
create a rich, intense smoking experience for those who enjoy a profound flavorful
smoke.

THEORYx Pre-Rolls are made with ground THEORYx flower (never trim) that expresses exceptionally high terpene percentages and elevated levels of THCa. This combination of our in-house select genetics, expert curing, and precise rolling technique provides the best pre-roll experience that indoor cultivation can offer. Pre-rolls may vary by size due to flower type and our approach to rolling. All flower is weighed precisely for an elevated consumption experience.

Lineage: Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze

Super Silver Haze is a High Times Cup winning sativa from the ’90s bred by Green House seeds. Its unique heritage combines for a skunky and fuel forward flower with an undercurrent of citrus. It may offer an immediate rush of energy, which, despite being a sativa, you’ll feel throughout the body as well.

No shake. No shortcuts. Just fire. Whole flower. Wide tip. Pure & Potent.

No blends, no nonsense!

This Pre-Roll is potent! It’s built to enhance your senses with sharper highs, and profound flavor, dripping in rich terpenes that hit your head and body like a wave. Get ready for a next-level smoking experience – We keep our expectations high, so you experience only the best, the Happy Valley Infused Pre-Roll has a wider tip that delivers big plumes of smoke, an even burn from start to finish and is made with precision and love. You do not light this up just to chill – You light this up to unlock.

Why you’ll love it:

Single cultivar only – one source, no compromise.

Infused with Happy Valley Live Vape Oil – Pure, potent and loaded with terps.

Happy Valley quality – Cultivated with obsession, crafted with edge.

Another Level + Galactic Warheads

Hybrid – Indica Leaning Effects

Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11

Cap Junky smells like sour fruit rind with hints of pepper, gas, and dank. Its smoke tastes astringent, peppery, and hits very smooth. This maximum-THC cultivar is for experienced smokers, with an intense, long-lasting euphoric effect.

“Introducing our exclusive collaboration with Zzz’s Rolling Papers! This special package includes 14 grams of premium Ready to Roll flower, paired with a pack of Zzz’s Rolling PapersI This product features artwork from talented artists, and part of the profits go to the artists themselves!

Everything comes neatly packaged in a two-pocketed mylar bag, complete with a built-in rolling surface for your convenience.

Enjoy a seamless and artistic rolling experience with this unique bundle! For the Homies!”

Lineage: Triangle Kush x NYC Sour Diesel

Pre-rolls are ready to go right out of the package, making them one of the easiest ways to enjoy cannabis. They come in a range of options, crafted with whole flower, shake, or smaller buds, and can also be infused with concentrates for added potency and flavor.

Be transported to a tropical island with this flavorful punch of fruit flavors. Caribbean Punch’s full-bodied flavor profile is layered with gassy aromatics, notes of citruses, and a delightful pineapple aftertaste that is sure to please any palette. Enjoy this perfect pick-me-up in your day, and savor the this fruity formulation that will unlock your poolside personality year-round! Supercritcal CO2 extraction to produce CO2 crude. The crude is dissolved in ethanol, frozen, and filtered to remove the fats and waxes. The ethanol is recovered through rotovap, the oil is decarboxylated, and then distilled to isolate the cannabinoids. To consume, remove the protective seal from the bottom, inhale from the mouthpiece to activate the hardware. Inhale for 3-5 seconds. Exhale, Wait 15 minutes for effect, enjoy!

“Super Lemon Haze is a nostalgic nod to the classic, energizing strains that defined a generation. A cross of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze, this strain delivers a giggly, talkative high that sparks creativity and joy. With vibrant flavors of lemon, citrus, and lime, it offers a refreshing, uplifting experience that’s perfect for social moments or just lifting your mood.

Supercritical CO2 extraction to produce CO2 crude. The crude is dissolved in ethanol, frozen, and filtered to remove the fats and waxes. The ethanol is recovered through rotovap, the oil is decarboxylated, and then distilled to isolate the cannabinoids.
To consume, remove the protective seal from the bottom, inhale from the mouthpiece to activate the hardware. Inhale for 3-5 seconds. Exhale, Wait 15 minutes for effect, enjoy!”

A vibrant fusion of exotic dragon fruit and bright, citrusy yuzu. A refreshing, tropical-inspired profile that balances juicy notes with a crisp, uplifting finish. Perfect for those seeking an upbeat, fruit-forward experience this summer!

Supercritical CO2 extraction to produce CO2 crude. The crude is dissolved in ethanol, frozen, and filtered to remove the fats and waxes. The ethanol is recovered through rotovap, the oil is decarboxylated, and then distilled to isolate the cannabinoids.

To consume, remove the protective seal from the bottom, inhale from the mouthpiece to activate the hardware. Inhale for 3-5 seconds. Exhale, Wait 15 minutes for effect, enjoy!

The effects are described as heady, thoughtful and a little giggly before settling into mild relaxation with a touch of the munchies. If you’re looking for a good all-around hybrid geared toward a relaxed good time, then try a few whacks from Lizzie B!

Premium solventless extract made from fresh-frozen flower and pressed from the richest 90-micron trichome heads. Expect unmatched flavor, smooth texture, and full-spectrum potency that captures the strain’s true essence — pure, clean, and intensely aromatic.

“JuanaDips deliver a fast-acting, invigorating cannabis experience with natural and refreshing watermelon lime flavor. These innovative nano-infused THC dip pouches provide an uplifting, heady, and cerebral high that lasts about three hours, without sedative effects. Embark on a journey through elevated sensations and discover the refreshing potential of JuanaDips today.

Save the lungs – pack the gums! Vegan, gluten-free, and designed to resist melting in heat, JuanaDips are perfect for on-the-go use. Simply place a pouch between your cheek and gum for 20 minutes to enjoy its fast-acting effects. Store in the original container away from sunlight, avoiding refrigeration to maintain quality.
Designed for convenience, JuanaDips do not require spitting. Swallowing saliva is essential for full absorption, as the psychoactive effects depend on the active ingredients entering your system. Within five minutes, the pouch begins to dissolve, delivering the product to your body. “

“JuanaDips deliver a fast-acting, invigorating cannabis experience with natural orange and cream flavor. These innovative nano-infused THC dip pouches provide an uplifting, heady, and cerebral high that lasts about three hours, without sedative effects. Embark on a journey through elevated sensations and discover the fruity potential of JuanaDips today.

Save the lungs – pack the gums! Vegan, gluten-free, and designed to resist melting in heat, JuanaDips are perfect for on-the-go use. Simply place a pouch between your cheek and gum for 20 minutes to enjoy its fast-acting effects. Store in the original container away from sunlight, avoiding refrigeration to maintain quality.
Designed for convenience, JuanaDips do not require spitting. Swallowing saliva is essential for full absorption, as the psychoactive effects depend on the active ingredients entering your system. Within five minutes, the pouch begins to dissolve, delivering the product to your body.