Cannabis Products

THEORYfx Fast-Acting ZZZ Gummies bring together CBN, THC, and melatonin, intended to ease your mind and guide your sleep cycle. The Cherry Lime gummies are a sweet (and slightly tart) treat that may promote a restful night’s sleep. THEORYfx Gummies are inspired by the function in mathematics, in which a single input [ingredient] correlates with a specific output [effect].

Dragon Glass is a high-powered, psychedelic, giggle inducing Sativa-Hybrid. Get in the zone with Dragon Glass’ uplifting effects. The consumption is equally amazing as the effects. Dragon Glass will tantalize the taste buds with its powdered donut meets strawberry shortcake flavor.

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Orange soda is just fun. Turns out, adding the perfect dose of THC makes it even more fun… Shocking.

We use wicked good liquid THC technology, so most people feel effects in about 20 minutes, and for a few hours after.???

Gelonade is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Lemon Tre X Gelato #41 strains. Looking for a super delicious flavor and a long-lasting head-heavy high? You’ve found it with Gelonade. This baby brings on the lip-puckering taste, with a sour citrus lemon taste that’s accented by hints of vanilla cookies upon exhale.

Gelonade produces tingly and uplifting effects that will make you feel like a social butterfly.

Breeder: Crane City Cannabis

Benefits: Relaxation, Happy, Euphoric

Flavor: Earthy

Description:

Indica leaning hybrid

Super Soaker is the progeny of various Girl Scout Cookies outcrosses. The buds have a classic cookies structure, with swollen rounded buds covered in frost. The aroma is pungent, with gassy and earthy notes.

Strain: MAC1 (Breeder’s Cut)

Breeder: Capulator

Lineage: Alien Cookies x (Colombian x Starfighter)

Top Terpenes: Limonene, Pinene, ß-Caryophyllene

Bred by Capulator from a cross between Miracle Alien Cookies, Starfighter, and Colombian, MAC is one of the most coveted cannabis strains in the world. Famous for its bag appeal, MAC’s large, dense, trichome-laden buds look like glistening snowballs. However, its looks are evenly matched by one of the most exotic flavor profiles in modern cannabis.

Gelonade is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Lemon Tre X Gelato #41 strains. Looking for a super delicious flavor and a long-lasting head-heavy high? You’ve found it with Gelonade. This baby brings on the lip-puckering taste, with a sour citrus lemon taste that’s accented by hints of vanilla cookies upon exhale.

Gelonade produces tingly and uplifting effects that will make you feel like a social butterfly.

Sherbie Hancock is a standout cross of Sherb Cream Pie and Ice Cream Cake, blending dessert-like sweetness with funky depth. This indica-leaning hybrid showcases a rich terpene profile of caryophyllene, limonene, and humulene—bringing out notes of creamy citrus, earthy spice, and a hint of gas. It’s flavorful, potent, and perfect for settling into a laid-back groove.

Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Gummies are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Corn Syrup, Beet Sugar (US-made, Non-GMO), Water, 100% Porcine Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavor, THC (CO2 Distillate Oil)

Happy Valley Gummies are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy). A higher dose option of 400mg THC total (20mg THC per gummy) is available for medical patients only.

Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Gummies are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Corn Syrup, Beet Sugar (US-made, Non-GMO), Water, 100% Porcine Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavor, THC (CO2 Distillate Oil)

Happy Valley Gummies are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy). A higher dose option of 400mg THC total (20mg THC per gummy) is available for medical patients only.

The infamous clone only variety Sunset Sherbert is visually stunning and densely coated with trichomes. The floral notes offer a fragrant bouquet that soothes the senses, while the cinnamon and pine undertones provide a grounding, earthy depth.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Expertly prepared in our kitchen, Happy Valley Gummies are made from hybrid distillate oil and are always free of artificial colors and flavors. Gluten free, all-natural ingredients include: Corn Syrup, Beet Sugar (US-made, Non-GMO), Water, 100% Porcine Gelatin, Potato Starch, contains 2% or less Citric Acid, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Natural Color, Natural Flavor, THC (CO2 Distillate Oil)

Happy Valley Gummies are accurately dosed and available in 20 servings per package, 100mg THC total (5mg THC per gummy). A higher dose option of 400mg THC total (20mg THC per gummy) is available for medical patients only.