Cannabis Products

Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.

The product of crossing Purple Punch and Cherry AK-47, our Cherry Punch #3 is a flavor-packed cosmic hybrid built from an ideal pairing. It’s been described as a hypnotic strain that’s great for day or night. Known as a potent variety, Cherry Punch #3 hits you with a series of jabs rather than a knockout haymaker. Its buds are magnificent. Colorful and kaleidoscope-like, the surface resembles a topographical map of paradise. Cherry Punch #3 emanates a fruity, berry-like fragrance akin to its Purple Punch parent – with a little skunk sprayed in. Its flavor runs parallel, with added notes of tart raspberry. If you’re looking for an even-keeled, positive, creative powerhouse with a pallet-punching terpene profile, Cherry Punch #3 is a knockout.

Grease Monkey is an indica leaning cross of GG4 x Cookies
and Cream that’s full of rich trichomes and bright orange pistils. She smells like sweet skunk, with a sugary vanilla finish on the exhale and tastes like nutty vanilla mixed with
diesel fuel. The perfect combination of two power house legends, Grease Monkey is rumored to twist you like ratchet wrench, with an intense creeping sedative head high that will put you down for the count.

The product of combining the GMO and Slurricane strains, Garlicane is an indica-dominant hybrid whose fans describe as having a heavy-footed, spacy high with sensory enhancing qualities perfect for creative types. Garlicane’s fragrance is sweet and earthy on the exterior, but when ground up it’s like a gas line ruptured. Its flavor is carried by notes of sweet citrus, earth, and diesel. The garlic taste associated with GMO is detectable but muted. Purple hues like a color swatch cover the pale green surface of its buds. No need to board up the windows for this Garlicane, but you may want to nail the cupboards shut in preparation of Category 5 munchies.

Lazy River Products’ NEW sensational effect specific Sangria Moose Chews combine flavors of deep red fruits & Wines, and are designed to encourage a spark of Energy.

Sangria Moose Chews are infused with THC, our in-house cannabis derived Sangria terpenes, and Ginseng extract that has been used for centuries and has been reported to increase energy levels and builds stamina to support increased activity.

Our effect specific Moose Chews are designed to utilize a curated blend of cannabinoids, our own house Cultivar Cannabis derived terpenes, and natural holistic oils.

This combination of artisan milk chocolate and locally sourced, delectable peanut butter would impress Harry Burnett Reese Sr himself. Smooth and silky with that perfect amount of refined peanut butter folded in.

Our effect specific Moose Bites are designed to utilize a curated blend of cannabinoids, our own house Cultivar Cannabis derived terpenes, and natural holistic oils.

Our artisan dark chocolate is sourced from the finest chocolatiers and infused with fresh raspberry flavors. This combination is savory and sweet and has been the basis for countless gourmet desert recipes throughout Europe for centuries. This is our in-house rendition of this classic flavor pairing.

In the Kitchen at Lazy River Products, we have coupled old world cooking technique, with new world food technology. You’ll find plant derived cannabinoids reintroduced into this product including THC, CBD and CBN, as well as proprietary formulations and food technology allowing our customers to experience the effects from our product in 5-15 minutes and then, continue to experience those effects throughout their night’s sleep. This is unlike anything currently on the market and unique to Lazy River Products and its customers.

Don’t waste another sleepless night thinking about whether to try one of these NEW Lazy River Products!

Ingredients: Chocolate, Raspberry Flavor, Azuca Activator, Cannabis Distillate, Cannabis Isolates, Passion Flower.

Bored Grapes is an Indica-leaning hybrid known for its dense, tacky buds and layered flavor profile. A cross between Grape Pie and Pecan Pie, it delivers sweet notes of grape with subtle nutty and earthy undertones, making it a standout option for those who enjoy complex, dessert-inspired strains. Visually, Bored Grapes features light green buds with deep purple highlights and a generous coating of trichomes. Dominant terpenes are: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene.

Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid created by Select Genetics. This cultivar is actually a backcross of Green Crack, so the lineage is Blue Dream x Green Crack x Blue Dream.

Blue Dream itself is a cross between Blueberry x Haze. It is known for its stellar flavor and cerebral high. Although its original creation is not known, Blue Dream first made a name for itself in the medical community in California. It eventually caught the attention of breeder DJ Short, who worked hard to come up with the version we have today.

As for Green Crack, its origins are disputed. It is descended from the ever-popular Skunk #1, but it may also have some Afghani Landrace in its background. It provides the best of what a sativa offers. A great strain to help appreciate your surroundings or as a way to get up and go. Even the more experienced cannabis users will say, a little goes a long way with this sativa.

In its final form, Blue Dream x Green Crack gives off the best of both. You get a nice sweet haze, anticipating bubblegum and black pepper from the Blue Dream, and some earthiness and spicy notes from the Green Crack. Smooth on the inhale and exhale this Blue Dream will have you up and enjoying your day.

Dosidos is an indica-dominant hybrid with OGKB, GSC, and Face Off OG lineage. A potent strain that packs a punch, Dosidos carries a minty, sweet, pungent aroma that’ll lure you in for a taste. Users report that this strain provides a heavy, medical-grade body high that’ll leave even the most seasoned user couchlocked.

Our Sherb Crasher is an indica cross of Sunset Sherbert x Wedding Crasher. Treat your taste buds to a flavorful journey with this strain’s delicious blend of sweet berry, creamy, and sour citrus notes, accented by a hint of floral. The aroma mirrors the flavor, adding a touch of pungent fuel to the sweet berries.

Our strain-specific tarantula prerolls are crafted with premium flower and infused with our potent THCa blend. Each one is designed to highlight the unique flavor profile and effects delivering a full-spectrum ride from first spark to final exhale. Experience next-level potency and flavor with our tarantula joint featuring our proprietary THCa formulation and a kief-coated finish for a truly elevated smoke.

Fans of Sherb Crasher describe the high as deeply relaxing with a carefree, slightly spacey, and giggly vibe. While the experience leans towards tranquility, it can be potent, making it a perfect choice for winding down during your “free time.”

Our Melon Haze tarantula prerolls are crafted with premium flower and infused with our potent THCa blend. Each one is designed to highlight the unique flavor profile and effects delivering a full-spectrum ride from first spark to final exhale. Experience next-level potency and flavor with our tarantula joint featuring our proprietary THCa formulation and a kief-coated finish for a truly elevated smoke.