Cannabis Products

Our artisan dark chocolate is sourced from the finest chocolatiers and infused with fresh raspberry flavors. This combination is savory and sweet and has been the basis for countless gourmet desert recipes throughout Europe for centuries. This is our in-house rendition of this classic flavor pairing.

In the Kitchen at Lazy River Products, we have coupled old world cooking technique, with new world food technology. You’ll find plant derived cannabinoids reintroduced into this product including THC, CBD and CBN, as well as proprietary formulations and food technology allowing our customers to experience the effects from our product in 5-15 minutes and then, continue to experience those effects throughout their night’s sleep. This is unlike anything currently on the market and unique to Lazy River Products and its customers.

Don’t waste another sleepless night thinking about whether to try one of these NEW Lazy River Products!

Ingredients: Chocolate, Raspberry Flavor, Azuca Activator, Cannabis Distillate, Cannabis Isolates, Passion Flower.

Bored Grapes is an Indica-leaning hybrid known for its dense, tacky buds and layered flavor profile. A cross between Grape Pie and Pecan Pie, it delivers sweet notes of grape with subtle nutty and earthy undertones, making it a standout option for those who enjoy complex, dessert-inspired strains. Visually, Bored Grapes features light green buds with deep purple highlights and a generous coating of trichomes. Dominant terpenes are: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene.

Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid created by Select Genetics. This cultivar is actually a backcross of Green Crack, so the lineage is Blue Dream x Green Crack x Blue Dream.

Blue Dream itself is a cross between Blueberry x Haze. It is known for its stellar flavor and cerebral high. Although its original creation is not known, Blue Dream first made a name for itself in the medical community in California. It eventually caught the attention of breeder DJ Short, who worked hard to come up with the version we have today.

As for Green Crack, its origins are disputed. It is descended from the ever-popular Skunk #1, but it may also have some Afghani Landrace in its background. It provides the best of what a sativa offers. A great strain to help appreciate your surroundings or as a way to get up and go. Even the more experienced cannabis users will say, a little goes a long way with this sativa.

In its final form, Blue Dream x Green Crack gives off the best of both. You get a nice sweet haze, anticipating bubblegum and black pepper from the Blue Dream, and some earthiness and spicy notes from the Green Crack. Smooth on the inhale and exhale this Blue Dream will have you up and enjoying your day.

Dosidos is an indica-dominant hybrid with OGKB, GSC, and Face Off OG lineage. A potent strain that packs a punch, Dosidos carries a minty, sweet, pungent aroma that’ll lure you in for a taste. Users report that this strain provides a heavy, medical-grade body high that’ll leave even the most seasoned user couchlocked.

Our Sherb Crasher is an indica cross of Sunset Sherbert x Wedding Crasher. Treat your taste buds to a flavorful journey with this strain’s delicious blend of sweet berry, creamy, and sour citrus notes, accented by a hint of floral. The aroma mirrors the flavor, adding a touch of pungent fuel to the sweet berries.

Our strain-specific tarantula prerolls are crafted with premium flower and infused with our potent THCa blend. Each one is designed to highlight the unique flavor profile and effects delivering a full-spectrum ride from first spark to final exhale. Experience next-level potency and flavor with our tarantula joint featuring our proprietary THCa formulation and a kief-coated finish for a truly elevated smoke.

Fans of Sherb Crasher describe the high as deeply relaxing with a carefree, slightly spacey, and giggly vibe. While the experience leans towards tranquility, it can be potent, making it a perfect choice for winding down during your “free time.”

Our Melon Haze tarantula prerolls are crafted with premium flower and infused with our potent THCa blend. Each one is designed to highlight the unique flavor profile and effects delivering a full-spectrum ride from first spark to final exhale. Experience next-level potency and flavor with our tarantula joint featuring our proprietary THCa formulation and a kief-coated finish for a truly elevated smoke.

Dosidos is an indica-dominant hybrid with OGKB, GSC, and Face Off OG lineage. A potent strain that packs a punch, Dosidos carries a minty, sweet, pungent aroma that’ll lure you in for a taste. Users report that this strain provides a heavy, medical-grade body high that’ll leave even the most seasoned user couchlocked.

Tropicana Banana is a full flavored sativa hybrid cross of Tropicana x Banana Kush, that packs sweet and sour citrus with creamy banana undertones and a hint of spice! She smells like a pina colada on a hot summer day, with an earthy spice that lingers after the exhale. Rumors have it that Trop Banana has a fast onset that will lift your spirits and leave you with a relaxed body high, perfect for enjoying your poolside vacation.

Durban Poison is a unique sativa landrace strain that originated in the South African city of Durban. Coming in at about 99% sativa dominant, this strain is widely reported to offer a potent, clear, and energetic cerebral experience with little to no heavy body effects or couchlock. The large, dense buds are leathery and fuzzy green with a coating of sticky trichomes. Noted for its distinct aroma similar to Sour Kush and its truly unique spicy sativa flavor, you won’t want to miss your chance to try this authentic classic!

Inspired by Rhode Island’s iconic coffee milk, this indulgent treat blends rich, sweet coffee flavor with smooth milk chocolate for a creamy, nostalgic experience. A graham cracker backing adds a subtle crunch and toasted warmth, perfectly complementing the chocolate-coffee fusion. Each bite delivers a comforting balance of smooth, crunchy, and sweet—paying tribute to a beloved New England classic.

Our 20 piece Raspberry Watermelon Lemonade Cannatini Chews are crafted with our Full-Spectrum RSO Hybrid Formula, so you can enjoy its robust cannabinoid and terpene profile any time of day!

Our Sour Tsunami is a state of mind. This sativa dominant hybrid strain is known for its high CBD to THC ratio, making it a popular choice among medical users and adult-use customers. An oldie but a goodie, Sour Tsunami became one of the first strains identified for its high CBD content. Users report smoking Sour Tsunami is akin to post-massage relaxation bliss. Early entourage effect adopters all started here! Sour Tsunami took home 1st Prize for CBD Flower at the 2021 NECANN Competition, 2nd Prize for CBD Flower at the 2021 Commonwealth Cannabis Competition, and 3rd Prize for CBD Flower at the 2021 Terptown Throwdown Home Grown Cannabis competition!

Sour Tsunami is the strain behind our many Award Winning CBD Concentrates including 1st Prize for CBD Flower/Extract at the 2020 Harvest Cup (Ice Cream Man CBD Sugar), 2nd Prize for CBD Flower/Extract at the 2020 Harvest Cup (Strawberry Banana CBD Sugar) and 2nd Prize for CBD Concentrates at the 2020 NECANN Competition (Sour Tsunami Shatter).

Balanced: 13-19% THC, 13-18% CBD

Lineage: Sour Diesel x NYC Diesel

Predominant Terpenes – Myrcene (Herbal), Terpinolene (Fruity), Pinene (Pine)