Cannabis Products

Come for the skunk, stay for the skunk. Like trying cannabis for the first, its nostalgic flavors will send you into a throwback high! Perfect for indulging in major relaxation.

Genetics
Original Diesel x (Cuddlefish HP x Sour Diesel IBL) x (Skelly Hashplant x SSSC Skunk1)

Aroma
Skunk, Earthy, Gas, Pine

Flavor
Earthy, Skunk, Gas, Hash

Terpenes
Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool

Variety: Hybrid

Lineage: Sour Apple IBL X Unicorn OG

Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Inspired

Aroma: Grape, Apple, Bubblegum

Pineapple Express – Sativa

Feelings: Uplifted, Energetic, Happy

Flavor: Fruity, Sweet, Citrus

Pineapple Express pops with bright pineapple and sweet citrus flavor. This sativa vape delivers upbeat, long-lasting energy—great for sunshine sessions and good vibes.

Sativa

Alaskan Thunderfu$k is a sativa-dominant with a complicated genetic history. It is said to have originated in Alaska’s Matanuska Valley as a cross between an unnamed Northern California strain and an unnamed Russian ruderalis (a less-seen genus of cannabis distinct from either indica or sativa). The child of these two strains was then crossed with an Afghani indica landrace to yield the potent staple that we know as Alaskan Thunderfu$k.

Unicorn Piss – Hybrid
Feelings: Euphoric, Uplifted, Silly; Flavor: Herbal, Coffee, Fruity
Unicorn Piss stands out with an unusual mix of herb, rich coffee, and a hint of fruit. The high kicks off euphoric and giggly, making even the most boring hang feel chaotic in the best way. Weird, flavorful, and perfect for when you don’t want to take anything seriously.

Sativa

Choice’s Crude Boy Cartridges provide the essence of smoking flower in convenient and potent concentrate form. Look for a variety of strains in 1 gram units that are sure to pack a terpy punch.

The 6″ SirEEL Bent Neck Clear Hanger Rig is one of those wins, minimal in footprint, maximized in appeal.

Its crystal-clear aesthetic. The bent neck design improves function and comfort, while the included banger makes it a ready-to-use solution, no accessories, no confusion, no friction

Discover the 6″ Wig Wag Neck Cone Shower Perc Bong:

A carnival of colors and smooth hits awaits! This compact yet powerful bong promises unparalleled smoothness, turning every session into a spectacle.

Zig-zag shape: Eye-grabbing form
Durable construction: Fewer breakages
Includes flower bowl

Glorious Cannabis Fire Styxx PreRolls redefine the smoking experience with their meticulously crafted design, ensuring a slow and even burn for an extended and enjoyable session. These pre-rolls not only provide a leisurely smoking pace but also promise a better high, making them a top choice for those who value a smooth and elevated cannabis consumption.

RoadTrip Gift Card – $65
Give the gift of adventure with the RoadTrip Gift Card – $65. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, thank-you, or just because, this gift card lets recipients choose exactly what they want from Birchmount’s collection of road trip essentials, unique gifts, and travel-inspired finds.
Thoughtful, convenient, and always appreciated, it’s the perfect way to celebrate any occasion while giving friends and family the freedom to pick something they’ll truly love.
Features:
$65 prepaid gift card
Redeemable on eligible Birchmount products
Great for birthdays, holidays, graduations, and special occasions
A quick and easy gift with lasting value
Perfect for travelers, adventurers, and gift lovers alike
Because the best gifts are the ones they get to choose.

Hot Ice Cream limited edition from Crispy Commission Concentrates. Powered with the following strains: Sherbie Hancock, Angry Ginger. TAC: 91.18%, Total THC: 86.04%, Terps: 5.11%