Cannabis Products

Banana Jealousy –

Dirty Taxi –

Rainbow Belts 3.0 –

Super Lemon Haze –

White Wedding –

Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

GMO x Chem Dog I-95

Hybrid – Indica Leaning Effects

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

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Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

.Durban Poison has a sweet smell and energetic, uplifting effects. Durban Poison is the perfect strain to help you stay productive through a busy day, when exploring the outdoors, or to lend a spark of creativity.

Grape Cream Cake Flower (1g) x Devil Driver Bubble Hash (.3g)

Grape Cream Cake is a indica leaning hybrid strain from Bloom Seed Co. It stands out with mesmerizing visuals. With its large, dense, and chunky buds, the striking bright green color contrasts beautifully with the purple undertones. Grape Cream Cake offers an aroma and flavor profile that lives up to its name: delightful hints of grapes and sour cream notes are present with a sweet undertone. Breaking the buds open releases a burst of creamy, earthy, grape-like aromas, exposing the extensive trichome coverage that coats all of the buds evenly and lends itself to the lighter coloration of the flower. The high offered by this hybrid is its strong suit and treads the line between indica and sativa.

Devil Driver is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Melonade X Sundae Driver strains. Don’t let the name of this lovely lady scare you away – she’s anything but devilish. In fact, Devil Driver packs a super bright and vibrant high that will get your mind and body moving, out of any rut that you might feel like you’re stuck in. The high will hit you fast and hard, rushing into your brain with a euphoric and energizing sense that gets your mental gears turning immediately. A sense of creativity accompanies this happy boost, lending itself well to any artistic task that you might have at hand. A lightly tingly body high rounds out the effects, giving you a ‘get moving’ feeling that will have you instantly out of bed or off of the couch.

Purple punch is an Indica- dominant hybrid of two popular strains, Larry OG and Granddaddy Purple. Known for its delicious berry flavor and sedative effects, Purple Punch is often referred to as a ‘dessert strain’. Thanks to its heavy indica dominance, its potent effects produce a strong, cerebral high that slowly settles into a sedating stone.

Type: Sativa

Breeder: Soma Seeds

Lineage: Afghani Hawaiian x SE Asian Landrace x Jamaica
Landrace

Top Terpenes: Myrcene, ß-Caryophyllene, Limonene

Amnesia Haze is a sativa strain bred by legendary Dutch breeder Soma Seeds. The terpenes are very strong and delightful. It has a sweet, skunky, and hazy terpene profile that also comes through in the flavor. The buds tend to be a little on the smaller and lighter side due to the heavy sativa lineage, but they do retain a good structure. With its sativa landrace lineage, Amnesia Haze typically gives an energetic buzz.

Blizzard Of OZ is a Indica leaning hybrid with a piney, citrusy, and earthy aroma with earthy backend notes. Buds are large, rounded, medium density, and dark green with a light coating of frost.

Super Boof 0.5g cartridge is a zingy 1:1 THC:CBD hybrid weed strain made by crossing Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies. It has the same chunky, deep green and purple-dappled buds as its parents that look wet with silver calyxes. The effects of Super Boof are relaxing and giggly. Reviewers on Leafly say this strain makes them feel euphoric, creative and focused.

Type: Sativa

Breeder: Green House Seed Co.

Lineage: Trainwreck x Jack Herer

Top Terpenes: a-Pinene, D-Limonene, a -Humulene

The Dark Phoenix is a cross of the famous California Trainwreck cut that has been a reference for many years for medicinal use for insomnia, pain and lack of appetite, mixed with the equally famous and near-mythical-status Jack Herer. The flowers are vigorous, forming some beautiful and big preflowers early in the flowering that will then connect to form some long colas and explode into a beautiful Sativa foxtailing bouquet with a very decent yield and colors that can range from blue to deep, dark black leaves on some plants a beautiful expression of colors.

The Dark Phoenix is a must-smell for any sativa lover, combining the complex mix of piney, earthy and hazy flavors of the Jack with the pungent smell of the Trainwreck to bring some lemony spiciness to the Sativa mix. A great combination for a real explosion of flavors in the mouth. The effects are a balance of the relaxing body effect of the Trainwreck that can help some medicinal users with the uplifting effect of the Jack Herer that will keep your head clear and creative. A good day smoke to let you keep working.

Juicy and vibrant with hints of white peach, apricot, and lemon, these gummies offer a smooth, balanced high enhanced by Brazilian yerba mate and THCV for a natural uplift.
100mg THC, 100mg THCV per bag/ 5mg THC, 5mg THCV per gummy
Made with real white peach, apricot, and lemon
Infused with sativa Orange Apricot terpenes for an uplifting, natural boost of energy and focus
Fast-acting, naturally derived THC
Lightly sweetened with organic sugar cane
Strain-specific, full-spectrum effects without the fog
All-natural, vegan, and gluten-free